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Celebrities With Phones

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Ed Gardner

As Archie the Manager in classic radio's "Duffy's Tavern"
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anonymous submission

Jennie Garth

From 90210, better known as the blonde who wasn't Tori Spelling
Gee, I wish MY daddy were producer..

Sarah Michelle Gellar

From "Scream"
Hey fella

From "I Know What You Did Last Summer"
I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

From "Cruel Intentions"
2 minutes of this movie were really cool, skip the rest.

Richard Gere

Actor, hairdo.
Ditched Cindy Crawford for someone named Carey Lowell.
submitted by Grey Frequency

Gina Gershon

The reason late-night cable was invented
Wow. Ummmm.... Wow. Yep, Wow.

Mel Gibson

From "Ransom," with Renee Russo.
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!! ...And could I have fries with that?

Emmanuel Goldstein

2600 grand poobah, and hacker icon in general.
He's a nice guy, too.
FREEDOM DOWNTIME

These two were taken by the webmaster at the recent H2K2 hacker convention in New York City.   Incidentally, that's my phone card he's got.
He was having some trouble getting through on the hotel's phone system, so I donated that phonecard to him. Incidentally, it didn't work anyway. The circuits were busy.
CWP

Samuel Goldwyn

See Eddie Cantor

Albert Gore

Former Vice President of the United States, possible election winner.
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From BBC News

Gary Graham

Notorious death-row inmate.  With the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
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From El Mundo

Cary Grant

Simultaneously taking a phone call and wooing Ingrid Bergman in a celebrated scene from Hitchcock's "Notorious"
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from Ingrid and Isabella

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from CaryGrant.net

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From Greatest Films

From "Indiscreet."  One Cary Grant for formal, another for casual.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

A series of images from "His Girl Friday," one of my favorite movies, which was an adaptation of "The Front Page," one of my favorite stage plays.  Cary Grant as Walter Burns and Rosalind Russell as Hildy Johnson.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

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From Reel Classics

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From The Shrine to Cary Grant

Grant with James Gleason in a scene from "Once Upon a Time."   As an anonymous fan put it, the film "tells the story of a dancing caterpillar that becomes a symbol of hope for mankind (yeah, they don't make 'em like THAT anymore!)"
With a description like that, I'll HAVE to rent this one of these days.
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Grant with a girl, a phone, and in a booth, but not, alas, with a girl in a phone booth, in "That Touch of Mink"
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Grant with a girl in a phone booth, and with his crazy aunts, in "Arsenic and Old Lace"
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Grant in the screwball "Bringing Up Baby"
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Lobby Card art from a "Crisis," with Paulina Raymond and Jose Ferrer
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Grant and Jean Simmons in "The Grass is Always Greener"
That's Jean Simmons, not Gene Simmons. ...
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Peter Greene

As mob boss Dorian Tyrel in "The Mask"
I've seen him in only one other movie, and he was blonde in it.
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George Grizzard

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "The Chaser."
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From The Fifth Dimension

Gene Hackman

Playing a wiretapper in "The Conversation"
Nothing like a Coppola film. I did fall asleep during this one, though.
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Neil Hamilton

As Police Commisioner Gordon in the classic "Batman" series.
"Thank God Batman is around, or I'd actually have to do my damn job."
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Tom Hanks

From the old sitcom "Bosom Buddies" starring Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari
I'm still goofy and zany now.. ..but in ten or fifteen years, mark my words.. ..I'll be in nothing but weepy chick movies! Really, I will!
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Oliver Hardy

See Laurel and Hardy

Corey Hart

'80s rocker in the "Sunglasses At Night" music video
"I wear my sunglasses at night" One of the approximately two hundred 1980s celebrities named "Corey."
submitted by Eric Adcock

Teri Hatcher

Ex-Lois Lane
She was prettier before the anorexia.

Tom Hauck

Athlete
"SHOW ME DA... aw, screwit."
submitted by Mr. Phractal

Richard Haydn

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "A Thing About Machines."
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From The Fifth Dimension

Isaac Hayes

Musician / actor / baaaad mutha...
I want a pair of shades like those. I want a robe like that. Bankruptcy sucks.
isaachayes.com

Ted Healy

Old-time actor, perhaps best known for his work with the Three Stooges.
Perhaps better known for double-dealing the Stooges...
From tedhealy.com
submitted by Eric Adcock

With the Stooges in "Meet the Baron"
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anonymous submission

Jon Heder

Calling home for his chapstick in Napolean Dynamite
Napoloean Dynamite calling home for his chapstick.
Thanks to Amy for snapping this picture in a theater.

Audrey Hepburn

1940s - 60s movie goddess
sizzlesizzlesizzle
submitted by Eric Adcock

Katharine Hepburn

Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant as Tracy Lord and and Dexter Haven, in "Philadelphia Story."
That's Tracy Lord, not Traci Lords. Although, Kate Hepburn as Traci Lords would be an interesting film indeed...
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

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From The Shrine to Cary Grant

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I've got an overabundance of Ms. Love Hewitt, thanks to this page
I don't really care what you did last summer ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...... ... ...

Benny Hill

Classic British comic
Oh, no!! I'm running out of buxom blondes!
submitted by J. D.

Alfred Hitchcock

One of the greatest film directors of all time.
Hitch enjoyed making a brief cameo in each of his household appliances.
From Depthography

Earl Holliman

Guest-starring in the very first "Twilight Zone" episode, "Where Is Everybody?"
"EARLLLLL HOLLIMANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
From The Fifth Dimension

Katie Holmes

Actress, Dawson's Creeker
"Not now... I'm on the phone."
submitted by Johnny Monoxide

Anthony Hopkins

As the title character in "Hannibal"
"Clarice... you're played by an inferior actress now, aren't you Clarice...?"
from Movieweb

Whitney Houston

Well-known co-dependent singer in her music video for "How Will I Know."
"How will I know.. if Bobby's gonna slap me..." "Just calling my dealers..."
submitted by Eric Adcock

Reverend Jesse Jackson

Politician / activist / minister
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From News24

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From David Margolis.com

Also see Gary Graham.

Kate Jackson

of "Charlie's Angels" fame
Wa-na-na!

Dean Jagger

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "Static."
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From The Fifth Dimension

David Janssen

As the original Dr. Richard Kimble in the 1960's classic series "The Fugitive"
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From Dr-Richard-Kimble.com | submitted by Mike LeBlanc

As Richard Diamond in the 1950s TV series "Richard Diamond, Private Detective"
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submitted by Mike LeBlanc

The Jerky Boys

Johnny Brennan and Kamal on the video sleeve from their movie.
(cough cough sellouts cough)
submitted by Jerry M

Penn Jillette

As Hal the hapless techno-weenie, in the movie "Hackers."
The bigger, louder half of Penn and Teller Okay, you don't see much of Penn here, but I still like this one. He was the voice of Comedy Central for a bit, too.
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President Lyndon Baines Johnson

36th President of the United States.
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From Social Security Admistration History

At Cape Kennedy.
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From Space.com

Angelina Jolie

As Acid Burn in "Hackers"
She was a major factor in many real hackers' decisions not to hate the film outright. At least, in secret. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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See also "Matthew Lillard."

Al Jolsen

See Eddie Cantor

James Earl Jones

Beloved actor and Phone Company mouthpiece.
Welcome to Bell Atlantic... Luke. This... is CNN. Oh, no, wait.. it's just my cellphone.

Tommy Lee Jones

Intense actor in intense movies.
Doghouse, catouse, birdhouse, outhouse, etc. etc. etc.

Milla Jovovich

Model / actress / phone-licker
That can't be healthy...
submitted by Eric Adcock

Ashley Judd

Actress.  Her mom & sister are the famous singing Judds.
I played Marilyn Monroe once.

Buster Keaton

The classic comedian busts out as a superhero.
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anonymous submission

Diane Keaton

From "Hanging Up."
"You're as young as you feel."
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Er... I did like her in "Sleeper."
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Grace Kelly

Desperately trying to "Dial M For Murder" in some posters..
It would have been much easier to dial "M" if they had push-button phones back then.
submitted by Bruce Muni

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From The Movie Poster Page

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From Alfred Hitchcock Filmworld

Still dialing M in some photos.
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From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

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From Alfred Hitchcock, el Mago del Suspense

Sheila Kelly

B-movie actress
What curled up and died on her head?
submitted by Grey Frequency

Peter Y. Kim

Peter Y. Kim as Blade, and Darren Lee as Razor, in "Hackers." (l-r)
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Phyllis Kirk

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "A World of His Own."  With Keenan Wynn.
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From The Fifth Dimension

Henry Kissinger

Former US Secretary of State / Alleged War Criminal
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From The Gerald Ford Library

Jack Klugman

Before he was Oscar, he guest-starred in the "Twilight Zone" episode "In Praise of Pip."
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From The Fifth Dimension

Don Knotts

As the loveable Deputy Barney Fife in "The Andy Griffith Show."
"Shazam, shazam, shazam!"
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Lisa Kudrow

From "Hanging Up."
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Leah Lail

As Kay Simmons on "V.I.P."
My mother used to call this expression "fungee-face."
submitted by Eric Adcock

Martin Landau

Emerging from a row of phone booths with Eva Marie Saint.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "The Jeopardy Room"
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From The Fifth Dimension

Jackie Lane

As Doctor Who companion Dodo Chaplet
I got VD in the books!

Heather Langenkamp

Got a good licking as Nancy in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies.
Okay all you 1980s horror-film addicts, say it with me... "I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!"
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Cyndi Lauper

Amazingly cool singer, in the music video for "Girls Just Want to Have Fun."  Her father was played by wrestler "Captain" Lou Albano.
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submitted by Eric Adcock

Laurel and Hardy

Classic film comic duo Stan Laurel (left) and Oliver Hardy (right.)
Hello Ollie. Hello Stan.
submitted by J. D.

Stan Laurel
(wheezy crying noise)
submitted by Grey Frequency

Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel in "Air Raid Wardens."
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anonymous submission

Laurel and Hardy in the 1931 short "Their First Mistake"
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anonymous submission

Stan Laurel in a very early silent film, before teaming with Hardy
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From Silent Gents

Florence Lawrence

In the 1909 D.W. Griffith telephone thriller, "The Medicine Bottle."
"Florence Lawrence" is a fun name to say! Go on, try it.
anonymous submission

Nicholas Lea

Actor seen in "Bad Company"
He looks shocked and amazed by that phone. Maybe it's a really good one or something.
From NickLea.com

Darren Lee

See Peter Y. Kim

Joseph Leiberman

United States Senator (D-Conneticut)
"This image is indecent. Censor it."
From ABC News

Janet Leigh

As Marion Crane, the original "Psycho" victim.
"I could take Anne Heche in a fight, and I'm not even from Celestia."
From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

Jack Lemmon

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Matthew Lillard

"Hackers" publicity shot.  From left to right: Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Laurence Mason, Matthew Lillard, and Jesse Bradford.
h4cK d4 pL4n3t!@#$%^

Robert Llewellyn

as Kryten the Mechanoid from the British scifi-comedy "Red Dwarf."
I really like Red Dwarf, have since the beginning, but it does suck lately. There's an episode in the next series where they get an actual dead horse and proceed to beat it for 30 minutes.

Herbert Lom

The beloved Commisioner Dreyfus in the best of the Pink Panther series, "A Shot in the Dark"
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From Movie Galleries

Jason London

Actor
I dunno.
submitted by ELeKTriK-hEaD

Jennifer Lopez

Actress / singer gets caught by a paparazzo.
It's nice to see a female celebrity with a figure. Now all we need is a *talented* one.
submitted by Fina

Traci Lords

She appeared in porn movies while still a minor, by lying about her age.
Kids these days, I ask you...

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