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Here's the title index.  You'll find all the images that have been confirmed as from a specific show or film here.

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These are pics taken from specific titles, not generic publicity shots, or pics of non-tv or film celebrities.  Those can be found in the name index.

Last update on: October 21, 2002.
Recent additions: "City Beneath the Sea," "Executive Action," "Pretty Woman," "The New, Original Wonder Woman," "Dragnet," "The Hard Way"

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The A-Team

B.A. Baracus (Mr. T,) Hannibal (George Peppard,) and Murdock (Dwight Schultz)
Whaddya want, fool? I farted in my suit, and my cigar is lit.. I didn't plan for this.. I want you guys to break me out of the asylum again, so I can join the crew of the Starship Enterprise!
From the Mr. T Resource Archive

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Wilbur (Lou Costello) and Chick (Bud Abbott)
OH CHICK!!!
From Abbott and Costello Forever

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Melissa Robinson (Courtney Cox Arquette)
"What's that? You want me to audition for a show about 'friends' or something? I don't think it'll catch on."
From Paul Hyett's Homepage

Air Force One

Egor Korshunov (Gary Oldman)
Gary is one of those actors that if he shows up in a movie, you just *know* that guy is the bad guy. Sid Vicious is pissed at Indy.
submitted by Johnny Monoxide

Air Raid Wardens

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy with a vintage pinball table.
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anonymous submission

ALF

Iconoclastic puppet from the 1980s.
"No problem!" Ugh, how I hated dumb catch phrases, even in my youth..
submitted by Th3smurfy0n3

America: A Tribute To Heroes

Celebrity-stuffed telethon which dealt with the aftermath of September 11th, 2001.

Left to right:  Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stallone, Reba McEntire, and Penelope Cruz.
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From BBC News

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell
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Stallone, Benicio Del Toro, and Reba McEntire - Michael Douglas, Stallone, and Del Toro.
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From Benecio Del Toro Zone

The Andy Griffith Show

Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts)
"Shazam, shazam, shazam!"
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Animal Crackers

Hooray for Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
submitted by J. D.

Arsenic and Old Lace

Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant) with a girl in a phone booth, and with his crazy aunts.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

The Avengers (1998)

Uma Thurman in a catty moment
grumble grumble movie remake ruining classic series grumble...

Bad Company

Jake (Nicholas Lea)
He looks shocked and amazed by that phone. Maybe it's a really good one or something.
From NickLea.com

The Band Wagon

Tony (Fred Astaire) and Gabrielle (Cyd Charisse) in a deleted musical number.
Short-distance call.
anonymous submission

The Bangville Police

Silent-era comedienne Mabel Normand calls the Keystone Kops
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From Silent Ladies

Batman

Batman (Adam West)
"Camp? No, I never went to Boy Scouts.."
CWP

Batman (West,) Alfred the Butler (Alan Napier,) and Commissioner Gordon (Neil Hamilton)
He's a MUCH better Batman than George Clooney. But then, so is my cat. "Efram Zimbalist who?" "Thank God Batman is around, or I'd actually have to do my damn job."
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Batgirl (Yvonne Craig,) The Joker (Cesar Romero,) and Mr. Freeze (Eli Wallach)
Mmm... Yvonne Craig... Ho ho ho ho! Jay is a twit. The best Mr. Freeze!
From Profound Confusion

Benny Hill

It's Benny!!
Oh, no!! I'm running out of buxom blondes!
submitted by J. D.

Beverly Hills, 90210

Jennie Garth
Gee, I wish MY daddy were producer..

The Bob Newhart Show

Emily Hartley (Suzanne Pleshette)
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From Transparency

Boiler Room

Seth Davis (Giovanni Ribisi)
Giovanni Ribisi plays a guy called "Seth Davis." I wonder if he was able to pronounce that one on the first try.

Bosom Buddies

Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari
I'm still goofy and zany now.. ..but in ten or fifteen years, mark my words.. ..I'll be in nothing but weepy chick movies! Really, I will!
CWP

Bound

Corky (Gina Gershon)
Wow. Ummmm.... Wow. Yep, Wow.

Violet (Jennifer Tilly)
Bound.. Bound.. Bound.. Bound.. You're Bound to like Jennifer.. Bound.. Baba Bound Bound.. Bound Bound..

The Brady Bunch

Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick.)  See also the listing for "A Very Brady Christmas."
Classic, classic, classic!!!
submitted by Maureenmccormick.org

Bringing Up Baby

David Huxley (Cary Grant)
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Bullitt

Captain Sam Bennett (Simon Oakland)
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From Movie Galleries

The Cable Guy

Jim Carrey in the title role
One of Jim Carrey's cooler movies.
submitted by Bruce Muni

"Pick up, pick up, pick up..."
submitted by RBCP

The Caine Mutiny

Captain Queeg (Humphrey Bogart)
Someone stole those strawberries.
submitted by J. D.

Charlie's Angels

Sabrina (Kate Jackson)
Wa-na-na!

Cheers

Sam Malone (Ted Danson) and Rebecca (Kirstie Alley)
Hang on, I'll check. Is there a Hugh Jass here? I'm looking for a Hugh Jass..

City Beneath the Sea

Brad Carlton (Robert Ryan)
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From Hillebrander

Cocoanuts

Groucho, Chico, and Harpo Marx in their first film
It's always the quiet ones... Cocoanuts
poster art submitted by Bruce Muni

The Conversation

Gene Hackman tapping away
Nothing like a Coppola film. I did fall asleep during this one, though.
CWP

Crisis

Lobby Card art featuring Cary Grant, Paula Raymond, and Jose Ferrer.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Cruel Intentions

Sarah Michelle Gellar as... a brunette with a cool antique phone
2 minutes of this movie were really cool, skip the rest.

Curiosity Kills

Gwen (Courtney Cox Arquette)
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From Paul Hyett's Homepage

A Day At the Races

Dr. Hackenbush (Groucho) places a phone call to Mr. Whitmore (Leonard Ceeley) posing as the Florida Medical Board.
Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore. I need to know about Hackenbush! Florida Medical board, good mornin'! Colonel Hawkins talkin'. He's not here. Well, what are you bothering me for? Yankee!
submitted by J. D.

Lobby Card
Fun fact: Chico's accent was FAKE.
submitted by Bruce Muni

Designing Women

Suzanne Sugarbaker Goff Dent Stonecipher (Delta Burke)
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From Designing Women Tribute

Dharma and Greg

Dharma (Jenna Elfman)
The newest waif thing.
submitted by Eric Adcock

Dial "M" For Murder

Poster art featuring Grace Kelly as Margot
It would have been much easier to dial "M" if they had push-button phones back then.
submitted by Bruce Muni

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From The Movie Poster Page

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From Alfred Hitchcock Filmworld

Margot (Grace Kelly) is still dialing M in some photos.
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From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

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From Alfred Hitchcock, el Mago del Suspense

Tony (Ray Milland)
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From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

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From Baltimore City Paper

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Rose Marie as Sally Rogers
It's Mel Cooley He says he's got a bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of Jim Beam, and he wants you to stop the bald jokes or he's doing it..
RTF

Die Hard

Bruce Willis as John McClane.  At right: with Samuel L. Jackson in DH3.
Hello, Explosions-R-Us? If you like these two guys, rent Loaded Weapon.

Doctor Strangelove
or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley, one of his three roles in the film.
Thomas Splinter gets bonus points for this one!
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Doctor Who

The Third Doctor, Jon Pertwee
Jumping Jehosefat, what is it NOW? "Yeth! Of courth!" Car phone.

Well, yes, there's some death, and some green things, but other than that it's not a very good episode title really...
CWP

The Fourth Doctor, Tom Baker
What do you mean, I can't order an emergency shipment of knitting wool until next month? But my scarf is only 8 foot long!!

Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Nicholas Courtney)
My upper lip just doesn't get any stiffer. 5 digits rapid.

Grace Holloway (Daphne Ashbrook)
I need a bed in Psychiatric...

Dodo Chaplet (Jackie Lane)
I got VD in the books!

Sarah Jane Smith (Elisabeth Sladen)
Que' Sarah, Sarah.. A phone, Sarah Jane?
submitted by Brian Morris from Metebelis 3

Sarah Jane (Sladen) and the Doctor (Pertwee)
with Elisabeth Sladen

Dogma

Ben Affleck
Ever see Voyage of the Mimi? He was such a cute widdle boy...

Douglas Fairbanks Jr. Presents (aka Rheingold Theater)

Host Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., behind the scenes.
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anonymous submission

Dragnet

The inimitable Sergeant Joe Friday (Jack Webb)
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From the Everett Collection

Duck Soup

The Marx Brothers
Harpo multitasks Groucho would be lost without a telephone.. The actual Rufus T. Firefly with Margaret Dumont
submitted by J. D.

Lobby Card
My favorite Marx Bros film!
submitted by Bruce Muni

Duffy's Tavern

Archie, the Manager (Ed Gardner)
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anonymous submission

E.R.

Noah Wyle
Operating system

Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag

David Spade and Joe Pesci|
"Dial 1-800-C-O-L-L.. ah, screw it. I'm famous now." Joe Pesci would win in a fight against David. I'd watch. I have Joe Pesci's CD. Is that wrong?

Executive Action

Foster (Robert Ryan)
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From Hillebrander

Fail Safe

The President (Henry Fonda)
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From Hillebrander

"Fail Safe" DVD case art
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From Amazon

Fair Game

Cindy Crawford takes a stab at acting
Cindy tried acting once. Mmm-hmm.

Female

Man-eating auto factory proprietrix Alison Drake (Ruth Chatterton)
This movie was there around 60 years before that lousy Demi Moore/Michael Douglas one.
From Old Telephones as Entertainment

Freedom Downtime

Emmanuel Goldstein: journalist, 2600 poobah, and hacker icon.
He's a nice guy, too.
FREEDOM DOWNTIME

From Russia With Love

Bond, James Bond (Connery, Sean Connery)
"Shuck it, Trebek!"
From James Bond Multimedia

The Fugitive

Dr. Richard Kimble (David Janssen)
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From Dr-Richard-Kimble.com

The Fugitive (2000)

Dr. Richard Kimble (Tim Daly)
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From Dr-Richard-Kimble.com

Gentleman's Agreement

Gregory Peck
Rent this movie. It's actually very good.
CWP

Get Smart

The one and only Maxwell Smart (Don Addams) and his trusty shoe-phone!
This is likely the only pic here in which the phone is as famous as the person!
submitted by _14k4

Ghostbusters II

Dan Aykroyd as Dr. Ray Stantz
"Ray's Occult..." "My best to the coven."

Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz
"Ghostbusters. Whaddya want."

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan (Bob Denver,) Mary-Ann (Dawn Wells,) and Ginger Grant (Tina Louise) on a phone made from the show's ever-present bamboo.
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submitted by RBCP

Goodfellas

James Conway (Robert DeNiro)
"Are you talkin' to... ah, screw it..."
submitted by Grey Frequency

The Grass is Greener

Lord Victor Rhyall (Cary Grant) and Hattie Durant (Jean Simmons)
That's Jean Simmons, not Gene Simmons. ...
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Charles Delacro (Robert Mitchum) and Lady Hilary Rhyall (Deborah Kerr)
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Grosse Point Blank

John Cusack
Personally, I vastly prefer his sister Joan.
submitted by Eric Adcock

Hackers

Crash Override (Jonny Lee Miller)
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Acid Burn (Angelina Jolie)
She was a major factor in many real hackers' decisions not to hate the film outright. At least, in secret. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Lord Nikon (Laurence Mason)
Played Lord Nikon, aka "The black one." In this movie, "The black one" had about as much to do as "The black one" n Ghostbusters did. He uses a TOKEN to ride the subway.

Phantom Phreak (Renoly Santiago)
Phreakphreakphreakphreakphreak... Dudedudedudedudedude... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "It's in that place where I put that thing that time..."

Cast photo: Miller, Jolie, Mason, Matthew Lillard, and Jesse Bradford
h4cK d4 pL4n3t!@#$%^

Razor and Blade (Darren Lee and Peter Y. Kim)
Darren Lee was also a dancer in "Kids Incorporated," the cheezy 1980s kids' show that spawned Jennifer Love Hewitt unto the world. ... ... ...

Lauren Murphy (Alberta Watson)
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Agent Gill (Wendell Pierce)
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The Plague (Fisher Stevens)
Fun fact: His real name is "Steven Fisher." Really. Look it up. I liked him better in "Short Circuit." ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Hal the hapless techno-weenie (Penn Jillette)
The bigger, louder half of Penn and Teller Okay, you don't see much of Penn here, but I still like this one. He was the voice of Comedy Central for a bit, too.

Security Guy Norm (Bill Maul)
With two minutes of screen time, he's still one of my favorite characters in this flick. "Daaaah, Norm, uh, Norman speaking..." "Modem number?" "Sure, in 'Hackers'-world, all modems have the number written on them."
CWP

Hanging Up

Diane Keaton, Meg Ryan, and Lisa Kudrow in the poster art
"You're as young as you feel." ... ...
CWP

Diane Keaton
Er... I did like her in "Sleeper."
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Hannibal

Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins)
"Clarice... you're played by an inferior actress now, aren't you Clarice...?"
from Movieweb

The Hard Way

Detective Moss (James Woods)
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From Hillebrander

Help!

Paul McCartney (Paul McCartney)
Those wacky Beatles, always deeply into the grass..
From Beatle Beat

Hill Street Blues

Captain Frank Furillo (Daniel J. Tavanti)
All I remember about this show was when I was little, the theme music always fooled me into thinking "The Greatest American Hero" was on, and would cause me to run into the living room and find out that it was just the boring cop show again.
submitted by Grey Frequency

His Girl Friday

One of my favorite movies, which was a loose adaptation of "The Front Page," one of my favorite stage plays.
Walter Burns (Cary Grant) and Hildy Johnson (Rosalind Russell)
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

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From Reel Classics

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From The Shrine to Cary Grant

The Hit List

Peter Mayhew (James Coburn)
Fun fact: An actor named Peter Mayhew played Chewbacca in the "Star Wars" movies.

Hotter Than Hot

Harry Langdon and Thelma Todd, in Langdon's first talkie.
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anonymous submission

I Dream of Jeannie

Barbara Eden cleans up as Jeannie
She called some white guy Master for years.

I Know What You Did Last Summer

Sarah Michelle Gellar
I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

Jennifer Love Hewitt
I don't really care what you did last summer ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Jennifer Love Hewitt (again)
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If a Man Answers

Eugene (Bobby Darin)
If Bobby Darin answers, your phone service is longer-distance than mine. ...
From BobbyDarin.net

It's a Wonderful Life

Mary Hatch (Donna Reed) and George Bailey (James Stewart) have a Frank Capra Christmas
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From It's A Wonderful Life

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From Greatest Films

The Jerky Boys

Johnny Brennan and Kamal on the video sleeve from their movie.
(cough cough sellouts cough)
submitted by Jerry M

Jerry MacGuire

Renee Zellweger
Show me the paycheck!

Locura de Amor

Rebeca Becerril (Laisha Wilkins)
Ooooooh! Montage-y!
submitted by Eric Adcock

Lola Rennt

See "Run Lola Run"

Married With Children

Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill)
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submitted by RBCP

Mars Attacks!

Sarah Jessica Parker
Cute! I want that chair for my room! It would have to be the New York Post, wouldn't it.
submitted by Eric Adcock

The Mask

Mob boss Dorian Tyrel (Peter Greene)
I've seen him in only one other movie, and he was blonde in it.
CWP

The Matrix

Neo (Keanu Reeves) in a Dilbert moment
Hey, look at all the 'Dilbert' comics up in that next cubicle.

Polyvinyl queen Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss) strikes a classic pose
One for the "outfits that look ultimately cool but undoubtedly cause rashes" file.
submitted by Mr. Phractal

Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne,) with Trinity (Moss) and Neo (Reeves.)
In gritty black and white.
submitted by Mr. Phractal

The Medicine Bottle

Florence Lawrence in the 1909 D.W. Griffith film.
"Florence Lawrence" is a fun name to say! Go on, try it.
anonymous submission

Meet the Baron

Ted Healy, with the Three Stooges
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anonymous submission

Midnight Run

Robert DeNiro: Bounty Hunter
Insert 25 cents? You talkin' to ME?
CWP

Mighty Aphrodite

Helena Bonham Carter
Hillary Bonham Clinton
From helena-bonham-carter.com
submitted by Eric Adcock

My Friend Irma

Irma (Marie Wilson,) flanked by Jane (Cathy Lewis)
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anonymous submission

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Left to right: Bobo (Kevin Murphy,) Pearl (Mary Jo Pehl,) and Observer (Bill Corbett.)
MST3K - - - Gone, but not forgotten...

The Nanny

Fran, the Nanny (Fran Drescher)
The "Horshack" of the 90s. ...
From The Really Unofficial Nanny Home Page

The Net

Harassed hacker Angela Bennett (Sandra Bullock)
Actual movie dialog: "They must have watched it on, on the innernet, I dunno.."
submitted by Johnny Monoxide

The New, Original Wonder Woman

This was the TV movie that preceded the classic "Wonder Woman" series.

Marcia (Stella Stevens) and Major Steve Trevor (Lyle Waggoner)
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From the Wonder Woman Fanfic Archive

See also Wonder Woman

Nightmare on Elm Street

Nancy (Heather Langenkamp)
Okay all you 1980s horror-film addicts, say it with me... "I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!"
CWP

Norma Jean and Marilyn

Mira Sorvino as Marilyn Monroe
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submitted by Eric Adcock

North By Northwest

Eve (Eva Marie Saint) and Leonard (Martin Landau) emerge from a row of phone booths
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Notorious

Cary Grant simultaneously takes a phone call and woos Ingrid Bergman in a celebrated Hitchcock scene.
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From Ingrid and Isabella

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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

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From Greatest Films

Once Upon a Time

Cary Grant and James Gleason.  As an anonymous fan put it, the film "tells the story of a dancing caterpillar that becomes a symbol of hope for mankind (yeah, they don't make 'em like THAT anymore!)"
With a description like that, I'll HAVE to rent this one of these days.
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Philadelphia Story

Tracy Samantha Lord (Katharine Hepburn) and Dexter Haven (Cary Grant)
That's Tracy Lord, not Traci Lords. Although, Kate Hepburn as Traci Lords would be an interesting film indeed...
From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

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From The Shrine to Cary Grant

Pretty Woman

Kit DeLuca (Laura San Giacomo)
Saaaaaaay.....
From Paul Hyett's Homepage

Private Parts

Howard Stern (Howard Stern)
Howard and Pig Vomit
CWP

Psycho (1960)

Marion Crane (Janet Leigh,) with Caroline (Patricia Hitchcock)
"I could take Anne Heche in a fight, and I'm not even from Celestia."
From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

Detective Milton Arbogast (Martin Balsam)
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From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

Sheriff Al Chambers (John McIntire)
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From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)

Jeannie Hopkirk (Annette Andre)
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From The Movie Galleries

Ransom

Mel Gibson and Renee Russo
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!! ...And could I have fries with that?

Reality Bites

Lelaina Pierce (Winona Ryder)
She's cute, but... ...I miss the proto-goth Winona from "Beetlejuice." Reality Bites... a relic from before Ben Stiller knew what he was doing ... ...
submitted by Eric Adcock

Rear Window

Thorwald (Raymond Burr)
Voiced by Maurice LaMarche.
From Hitchcock, La Légende du Suspense

Rebecca

Jack Favell (George Sanders)
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From The Cinema Laser

Red Dwarf

Kryten (Robert Llewellyn) painted gold in Series 8
I really like Red Dwarf, have since the beginning, but it does suck lately. There's an episode in the next series where they get an actual dead horse and proceed to beat it for 30 minutes.

Rheingold Theatre

See "Douglas Fairbanks Jr. Presents"

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

Mira Sorvino
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submitted by Eric Adcock

Run Lola Run (Lola Rennt)

Lola (Franke Potente)
You MUST see this movie. Lola is a requirement for membership in the human race,
From Running Here Again

My website has three different endings.
From Lola's Runing Away

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CWP

Manni (Moritz Bleibtreu)
I don't care if you don't like foreign films, or you don't like indie films. See this flick NOW.
From Running Here Again

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CWP

Saturday Night Live

Lily Tomlin as the beloved Snooty Operator
"Hellloooo..." "May I hellp yew?"
CWP

Scream

Drew Barrymore as Victim #1
The rattiest wig Drew's ever worn Drew's quite nice, too bad about that movie though... "Oh my God, I've just realized what movie I'm in..." "WHY did my agent let me do this crappy movie??? WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"

Neve Campbell as Sidney
Do you LIKE sucky movies? See Scream 3. Wes Craven's kids need shoes.

Sarah Michelle Gellar as.. erm.. not Buffy.
Hey fella

Second Thoughts

Julia Sawalha
"It's pronounced 'Sahvalla.' I think." Jules!!@!^%@
submitted by Eric Adcock

A Shot in the Dark

Commisioner Charles Dreyfus (Herbert Lom) and the ineffable Inspector Jaques Clouseau (Peter Sellers.)
... ...
From Movie Galleries

Sorry, Wrong Number

Barbara Stanwyck
:And yes, I do have my hair done before every nap. Yes, I wear an evening gown and jewelry to bed, what of it?
CWP

Spaceballs

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) sniffs "Perri-Air" from a can
Hiden joke alert: Compare the spelling of "Skroob" to "Brooks."
submitted by Mr. Phractal

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Lt. Cmdr. Geordi LaForge (LeVar Burton) and Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) interact with Data's freaky phone dream in the episode "Phantasms."
How do you find a phone in a show about the 24th century? By watching the acid-trippy dream episode, that's how! "Kunta Kinte... I mean, Reading Rainbow Guy.. I mean, Geordi LaForge speaking." The premise: Data the Android brings his pals into his dream. That explains the whole phone-in-the-torso thing. ... ... ... ...
CWP

The Story of Alexander Graham Bell

Video box art featuring Alexander Graham Bell (Don Ameche)
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From Amazon

Thomas Watson (Henry Fonda) with the prop of Bell's telephone.
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From Hillebrander

Superman

Superman (George Reeves) from the classic 1950s TV series.
He's the all-time best TV Superman! Well, better than that "Smallville" kid, anyway.
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Clark Kent (George Reeves)
Say, that's the same name as the actor that played... nah, couldn't be!
submitted by Johnny Monoxide

That Touch of Mink

Cary Grant with a girl, a phone, and in a booth, but not, alas, with a girl in a phone booth, in "That Touch of Mink"
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Their First Mistake

Laurel and Hardy
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anonymous submission

There's no business like Show Business

Marilyn Monroe, with co-stars Donald O'Connor and Mitzi Gaynor
Happy Birthday Mr. Pwesident

The Thin Man

Fun-loving detectives Nick and Nora Charles (William Powell and Myrna Loy)
Premise: Nick and Nora are giggly rich people who solve mysteries for the sheer fun of it.
From Old Telephones as Entertainment

Video sleeve
Nora and Nick

The Tick

Macho superhero Batmanuel (Nestor Carbonell)
"What? We've been cancelled by brainless television executives?" ... ... ... ... ...
CWP

Traffic

Helena Ayala (Catherine Zeta-Jones)
Insert "I-married-a-crusty-old-guy" joke here.
From Yahoo Entertainment News
submitted by Eric Adcock

The Twilight Zone

A slew of guest actors in the greatest anthology series ever made.   All images are from The Fifth Dimension, the best TZ site out there.

Theodore Bikel and Joan Blondell
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Jack Carson
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Dane Clark, Fred Clark, and Steve Cochran
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Gladys Cooper
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James Daly, John Dehner, and Howard Duff
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George Grizzard
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Richard Haydn, Earl Holliman, and Dean Jagger
... "EARLLLLL HOLLIMANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" ...

Phyllis Kirk, and Jack Klugman
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Martin Landau
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Joe Mantell
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Billy Mumy
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Mickey Rooney
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Telly Savalas
He's angry because he hasn't discovered Tootsie pops yet. ...

William Shatner
"Let's ask it something else... will I ever kiss a green woman?"

Inger Stevens
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Phyllis Thaxter, David Wayne, and Fritz Weaver
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All "Twilight Zone" images are from The Fifth Dimension

V.I.P.

Kay Simmons (Leah Lail)
My mom used to call this expression "foongee-face."
submitted by Eric Adcock

A Very Brady Christmas

Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick,) all grown up.
It's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!
submitted by Maureenmccormick.org

War Games

Hacker David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) scams a free call.
Fun fact: Grounding out the mouthpiece to get free calls really worked at the time this movie was made.
submitted by Mr. Phractal

Who Wants to be a Millionare

US host Regis Philbin
Go back to Hell, Regis. That's my final answer.
CWP

Wild Things

Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in a scene other than that one
An unconvincingly punk Neve Campbell listens in...

Wonder Woman

The one and only Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter)
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anonymous submission

See also The New, Original Wonder Woman

The World Is Not Enough

Bond, James Bond (Brosnan, Pierce Brosnan)
Phone. Cell Phone.
CWP

World Wrestling Entertainment (formerly known as the World Wrestling Federation)

Mick Foley, AKA Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love.  From his "Titantron" entrance video.
The Commish "And that's final!"
CWP

The X-Files

Mulder (David Duchovny)
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