PLA’s Online Store
Welcome to PLA’s Online Store. The largest supplier of PLA merchandise on the entire interweb! If you’re too lazy to drive to one of our hundreds of retail outlets across the U.S., then this is the place for you. If there’s a product you’d like to see here but can’t find, you should contact us.
 PLA COLLEGE SHIRT - $15.00
This is our latest t-shirt design and it’s available in both black and gray colors, in a variety of sizes. They look similar to a university/college style of t-shirt. The front includes the PLA Bell logo with the words “Phone Losers of America” and “EST. 1994″ which is the year the PLA began. |
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 PLA COFFEE MUG - $5.00
Your coffee will taste 170% better when it’s sipped from an official PLA coffee mug. There is an imprint on each side - the PLA logo on one side and “Phone Losers of America” on the other. All cups are white with black print. |
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 PLA EMBROIDERED HAT - $19.00
This is a black hat with a white rim around the front. It has a full-color PLA logo embroidered onto it. The back is adjustable with a velcro strap. Click here to view more pictures of this hat. |
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 RUBBER STAMP - $10.00
Have you ever wanted to just stamp everything in sight with the PLA logo, name and URL? Well now you can! Stamp letters, walls, clothes, windows, girls, and anything else you can think of! PLA rubber stamps are the perfect way to get suspended from school and your stamp confiscated. If you’d like to order a PLA rubber stamp, then click here. |
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PLA BUTTONS - 75 CENTS TO $1.00 EACH Customize your clothing, your backpack or your nipple piercings with these stylish PLA-themed button pins. Buttons are available in small 1″ sizes or larger 2.25″ sizes and there are a variety of designs to choose from. If you’d like to look at our extensive collection of PLA buttons that you can order, then click here.  Don’t disappoint your boss - Buy your 37 pieces of flair at the PLA Store! |
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Ignore all this stuff down here. I’m still reorganizing the new store…
PHONELOSER MONTHLY - $1.00
Phoneloser Monthly is a newsletter that is printed every few years by your friends at phonelosers.org. Each issue is at least 8 pages, chock full of articles, games, word searches, puzzles, advertisements. You may not find it useful, but you’ll find it fun! Click here to learn more about it.
PLA MAGNETS
PLA magnets for your fridge, locker, filing cabinet, whatever. Click on the picture to see our selection of magnets.
RBCP’S CLOSET
Own a bunch of old shirts out of RBCP’s closet! This is a collection of shirts that RBCP no longer wears or wants. Click on the shirt to see what’s available.
We’re currently sold out of the following items: Shirts, Stickers, Hats,
You made a store hooray!
hey, I was wondering if I could mail you the money to pay for a shirt and a stamp. Could I do that?
Samo - Yep, sending money to the address is fine. You can find the address at http://www.phonelosers.org/store/info/
Aww. v.v No sweaters! I want a sweater. v.v
Fuck You MotherFucker… hahaha man that was a great idea. I played the mp3 for all my buddies at work and we had a good laugh. Can’t wait to hear more good pranks. Keep em coming. When I get back home in a few weeks I’ll try the phone bridge by beige box.
later.
RBCP’s closet is empty