Fun at Wal-Mart
Somehow you’ve managed to stumble into our Wal-Mart page. In these pages you’re going to make those rare experiences inside Wal-Mart a real experience. You’re going to learn all kinds of neat tricks, you’re going to get ideas and by the time you leave this page all you’re going to be able to think about is how much fun you’re going to have during your next visit at Wal-Mart. This page was mentioned in The Boston Herald in 2005. Read about it on our press page!
The links below will take you to different departments at Wal-Mart, showing you fun things to do in each department. The links in the right column will take you to a few Wal-Mart articles. The middle column is a collection of phone calls made to and from Wal-Mart. If you don’t know your left from your right, just start clicking on stuff like a wildman until you see something you like. If you like the material on this page, you should also check out phonelosers.org.
Most of the following telephone conversations are intercepted calls from people trying to reach Wal-Mart. How can you intercept phone calls at Wal-Mart? Next time you’re there, look for one of those phones on a post. If you see a line flashing, pick it up and ask, “Can I help you?”
In December of 2005, a few of these phone calls were featured on CNBC’s show called On The Money, along with a live interview with this website’s administrator. You can read more about this on our press page.
Christmas Bows “Excuse me, I’m a customer!” “You haven’t bought anything yet, you’re not a customer!” (as heard on CNBC!)
Message For Robyn A lady calls to leave a message for an employee and murd0c takes the message for her.
The Modem Scam The service desk lady runs to the back room to see if we’re lying to her when we tell her we purchased a computer modem, took it home, removed the circuit board, replaced it with crushed Pepsi cans and got a refund for it. Her co-worker tells us that “It’s not a funny joke.” Geez, lighten up, Wal-Mart!
Drug Dealer #1 A lady needs some drugs for her kids so murd0c tries to cut a good deal for her.
Drug Dealer #2 The lady’s mom calls back to complain about murd0c.
Prepaid Phone Card This flamboyant man wants to buy a prepaid phone card but then decides he doesn’t want it because it doesn’t come in blue.
VCR Copilot Murd0c, salesman of the month, tries to talk a customer into buying a DVD player instead of a VCR remote.
Store Directions #1 A lady needs directions to the store. RBCP tries his best to help but she just gets pissed off and hangs up. (as heard on CNBC!)
Store Directions #2 She calls back for another try at directions. Carl can’t help her so he transfers her to Dave in electronics.
Wrestling Rings This lady can’t decide between Elmo Wrestling Rings or Big Bird Wrestling Rings.
Shoplifting Employee This guy works at a grocery store and we call him up, pretending to be with store security and convince him to turn out his pockets because we think he was stealing. After he does it, we let him know that it was just a joke. Then we get him to tell us what kind of phone system the store uses and we attempt to have him transfer us to the overhead paging. But that doesn’t work. THEN we get him to hand the phone to a customer and we accuse the customer of stealing too. The real punchline is when he calls his manager over and the manager chews him out for being stupid while we listen. Unfortunately we accidentally encoded this call at a low bitrate so the quality is horrible. The people in this clip are RBCP, DEC0DER and Luvox Phreak.
Having been framed by my fellow Wal-Mart employees for a crime I did not commit, and then fired by the store manager, I set upon planning the ultimate revenge. The day after Thanksgiving is notorious for being the busiest shopping day of the entire year, and I determined my vengeance should take place on that fateful day. (click here to read more of Joe’s story…)
Paging Systems How you can take over the paging system of your neighborhood Wal-Mart and other large stores.
Security Tags Don’t you hate those gates at the Wal-Mart exit that always beep when you walk out even though you haven’t stolen anything? We’re going to show you how to fight back and have loads of fun with the security tags. And you’ll even learn a little about how those tags work.
Wal-Mart’s Phone System Let’s learn as much as we can about Wal-Mart’s phone system and share it with everyone else! Have a great time whenever you see a vacant Wal-Mart phone on a post.
Ready to have some destructive fun at Wal-Mart? Pick the department that you’re interested in for tips on causing all kinds of confusion.
Appliances
Infants
Books
Christmas
Computers
Electronics
Floral
Jewelry
Medical
Groceries
Videos
Sporting Goods
Toys
| Behind The Counter A hilarious look at Wal-Mart customers, employees and policies, all written by a guy that works behind the return desk. |
| ReclaimDemocracy.org’s Wal-Mart page Articles, Studies and Resources on Wal-Mart. Seems to be updated frequently, plus you can buy some anti Wal-Mart merchandise. |
| Wal-mart Associates A site dedicated to the betterment of the Wal-mart work environment and the employees who endure it day after day, created by a poor guy who works there. |
| Unionize Wal-Mart’s Should Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club associates form a labor union? |
| Wal-Mart’s HomepageEvil! Eeeeeevil! But hey you can shop online! |
| Why I Hate Wal-Mart An article from notla.com on a customer’s view of his local Wal-Mart. |
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03/15/06 - Aaron from Borger TX: Wal-mart fucking sucks!!!! i cant dial into the paging system they dont list the damb number i have narrowed it down to this extention rang of 105 to 190 any help plz. the securety realy sucks in wal-mart i stole a ps2 from the wal-mart in Mason City Iowa and 8 games at the same time my god how could they let that get by? and my dad got a $245 weed eater from there for free to omfg its a fucking weed eater for christ sake How could u mis that!!!
03/03/06 - Mandy from Tulsa, OK: A few years back my boyfriend at the time and his friend were playing with the ‘Wet Ones’ wipes near the cosmetics that come in the plastic canister. If you squeeze them quickly and hard, the lids pop off and get pretty good air. An old lady noticed, and his friend cowered and hid in another area of the store. He picked up all the lids while she stood there watching like the queen of all of Wal-Mart Land. She then escorted him from the store, as if she was doing all of Wal-Mart a noble service.
01/18/06 - LP Instore from Georgia: I know, walmart sucks, blah blah blah. Steal all you want, just don’t get caught doing it. It’s my job to observe you doing this, and it’s pretty fun. Just try and realize the consequences if you are arrested for shoplifting. That part is NOT fun. Good Luck!
01/09/06 - Murd0c from 913: I love RBCP
01/08/06 - Joe from Pearl Harbor : i found out first hand if you try to walk around taking pictures in
12/24/05 - walmart shoplifter from canada: for all the people who want to bypass thoes goddamn security detector things at the doors just bring a fairly high powered magnet with u and swipe it along the detector strips and voila no alarms
Reply from webmaster: You’ve got that backwards, don’t you? Demagnetize to disable, not magnetize.
12/24/05 - Matt from Cincinnati Ohio: I worked at Wal Mart for 9 months and that was all I could handle the managers treat you like you are a pile of shit and make you do there shit while they talk the other managers over the radio or sit in the break room and smoke cigs. Fuck Wal Mart please dont shop there let there multi million dollar bussiness go bankrupt so we all can laugh in there face when they have to work just like me and you do every day of our lifes
12/23/05 - Murd0c from Nine Thirteen: Jesus Arbie, I didn’t give you permission to play my prank call on national television.
Reply from webmaster: Actually, when you were drunk at Phreaknic, I got you to sign some release forms.
12/23/05 - docPsycho from British Columbia, Canada: The wallmart prank, sheer brilliance, I suddenly feel vindicated for my hatred of wall-mart, and the german movies hahahaha. you are my new hero!
12/23/05 - Me from here: Next time you do an interview on CBNC, try some liquor first. You were booring
12/18/05 - jimmy from calgary: During the summer, when I’m not wearing a jacket, I often get mistaken for an employee when I shop at Wal-Mart, simply because I am wearing business casual. They usually think I’m the manager. If I forget to take off my door access card from my work, it usually reinforces this. If they ask,
12/17/05 - Pokie from Nev: Remove one of the security sensors and stick it on some one with one them knowing it. Then watch them leave the store.
12/14/05 - mai ling from china: walmart give I the oppurtunity to pay my toliet papber back in china. dont hate
12/12/05 - someone from somewhere: Let me tell you vermin a couple of words. In your ridiculous attempts at bringing the overwhelming evil that is wal-mart down, you are only harrassing the only people on earth which can be considered TRUE wal-mart haters, the associates. So unless you have an actual clever and hilarious bit like the Joe Peacock incident….youre just wasting your time and making our lives a little bit harder in the process. So why dont you idiots just go stick your thumb in your ass and call it wonderful, eh?
12/08/05 - Danielle from Waterloo : are u guys Hiring
11/29/05 - paul from wisconisn: i love vandalizing at walmart… some of my favorites are: ripping buttons of shirts, taking tons of clothes to the dressing rooms and either a) force myself to puke on them or b) take enough that i can urinate on all of them…. if you’re in a hurry and have a cold try shirts on and as you take them off, blow your nose in them…. o and in the grocery megastores another easy inconspicuous method is to take your keys and stab open all the cookie dough tubes - they rip like paper… have fun
11/25/05 - old from xxx : teens
11/24/05 - Jeremy from Idaho: I recently bought some blank DVDs from a Walmart in America, only 3 days ago. The Manager sold them to me. They were not blank, there was hardcore pornography (questionable ages) on them, as well as copyrighted movies that were ripped. I reported it to the police and am sending a letter of complaint to Walmart’s regional manager. - alienature@yahoo.com
11/23/05 - p from deep dark south : is to not fight a lawsuit if if would cost more than the settlement would be i know of several instances where people were paid off for 20 even 30 thousand dollars to settle
11/04/05 - gunenthusiast from atlanta: walmart has the cheapest ammo! I shoot 3,000 rounds
11/04/05 - Lerxst from Wonderland: Some great tips and tricks. A lot of poorly educated people who work for Wal Mart, obviously especially in LP. It’s no wonder this country is headed to be a third-world nation. PLease continue to mess with the big WM, as they are extremely evil.
11/03/05 - herman vermin from kalamazoo: and you can never go wrong overflowing their toilets.
10/26/05 - Jack Enhoffe from Toronto: Hey, wouldn’t it be funny to take a small stick of wood, unzip a male manequinn’s pants, place the piece of wood inside, and zip ‘er up. Looks like the mannequin has a boner.
10/19/05 - Othgar from Tacoma WA: After reading your suggestions on how to louse up various departments I have to tell you guys that you are all pikers compared to the average Wal-Martian.
10/13/05 - Scheister from Florida: 6 years ago I did a staged slip and fall at a walmart and made after legal fees, over 21,000 dollars. Not bad for 10 minutes worth of work. Fuck you morons at loss prevention and the managers, you are all assnuts and have nothing going for yourselves. Stealing and cheatin is the american way cocksuckers.
10/13/05 - Ivan Rendulic from Atlanta, GA: I go to my local wal mart daily in the morning to take a shit and clog the toilet so the overspill can be claeaned by the idiot associates. Better their toilet than mine, cause I shit some nasty turds y’all.
09/30/05 - I WILL CATCH YOU!!! from FROM S.C.: TO ALL YOU WASTE OF YOUR FATHERS CUMM!!! IF YOU DON’T LIKE WORKING AT WAL-MART THEN WHY DON’T YOU JUST QUIT!!!! AND TO FLORIDA DUDE, COME TO MY STORE BITCH AND YOU WILL GET SEREVD!!! I AM LOSS PREVENTION AT MY STORE AND I GUARANTEE YOU EVERYTHING YOU SAID AND YOU DO IT I WILL CATCH YOU. AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SITE. SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED ON HERE ARE TRUE BUT ONLY ABOUT 20% RIGHT, THE REST ARE ALL LIES. THANKS FOR THE TIPS THAT WILL HELP ME CATCH ALL SHOPLIFTS.
09/24/05 - SIUC student from illinois: I tried out the “CD with porn audio clips” at the Wal-mart in my hometown. Ah, the sweet sight of an employee running in panic to the stereos
09/21/05 - J MGR from Somewhere: You people that came up with this site need to get a life.I myself am very disappointed to see what we as americans have came to.If you honestly believe that these ex walmart ass. you see in here were good.your all truly mistaken.There the ones that gave Walmart the bad name or bad publicity,are now trying to find ways of smashing and bashing Walmart.One last thing I stumbled across this and I will be on the look out for all of you in the stores.
09/20/05 - ex-walmartian from a much better job: as for wal-mart’s respect for the individual, that’s a huge joke. I worked at the place for 2 years and all i have to show for it now is an ulcer from dealing with their crap on a daily basis. Most associates bitch about the customers, but if you ask me the real problem is the stupid managers that either stand around in the way and bark orders or hide in the back offices on their fat salaried butts. All but very few of the managers I had in that time were lazy pieces of shit.
09/19/05 - Tom from Chicago: I hope I catch one of you guys doing this. I am a cop and you would be sorry! You’re a typical sick deadbeat.
09/18/05 - Guy from Place: Yes! I took over the paging system at Fred’s! I don’t even live there! I’m awsome… I said some things like, “FEWLS!!!! No one can stop the paging system callers!” Then, I ‘pretended’ to go off, but, left them with a busy tone for 2 min. After that, I say, “ALL EMPLOYES!!!!! Some stupid woman has tried the tampons again!” I made it sound like I was offical and said, “QUIT IIIIIIIIT!!! Get off our system! *punch noise* OW! *slap* *chair breaking* Then I yelled “AMERICA SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS! BIATCH!!
09/05/05 - Wayne from Waterloo: The time and skill you guys have set forth to have a good time fucking with people brings a tear to my eye. If every other american put 1/2 the effort into there work like you guys put into this we would rule the world !! RULE THE WORLD.
08/31/05 - from TRUTH: IT’S FUNNY ALL THESE PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT WALMART, BUT YOU SEE THEM SHOPPING AT WALMART EVERY WEEK, THESE ARE OUR MORE FAITHFUL CUSTOMERS!!!!
08/31/05 - jake from mn: as a walmart employee,your hijinks amuse the shit out of me. keep it up. walmart sucks and is a terrible place. do as many things as you want to them. they deserve every bit of it.
08/29/05 - chaad from 616 nigga: an plus, the LP ASSociates that’re all “I’ll get you people!!!”…what fucking turds. Talk about authority complex’s. I wonder how many women they get at the bar telling them “yeah, I’m with LP from Walmart, baby, I’m a man’s man..” rofl rofl
08/29/05 - chaad from 616 fo’ sheezy: It’s pretty funny, all the people on here that are saying “get a life”…they obviously didn’t have too much going on if they took all that time to read all this stuff and even to take the time to comment…
08/26/05 - ass cream from your anus: Soon there will be only Wal-Mart Shopping Vilages, Lowes-Depot, Google, Ebay, and McDonalds
08/23/05 - Bungroy from Apopka: I once stood tall among Wal Mart prankers…..right up untill the cops got involved. But oh well, they can’t kick me out of ALL of them…or maybe I should try?…hmmm
08/22/05 - mike from oxford alabama: walmart is the one that has something comming, keep up the good work
08/08/05 - S.R C. from Texas: your lost in all your thoughts/actions that are anti-WalMart, You don’t get it ,what goes around comes around ,take a look at your life, really. Wake up now!
08/03/05 - Pierre from Cincinnati Ohio: Shits Nice, its about 6 Am and im sitten here listening
07/26/05 - scott evil from phoenix: my friend and I were going to buy starwars battlefront, a pc game and the electronics employee had left the price gun with the wireless connection laying around so we picked it up and pushed some random buttons and scanned the bar code on the game and when they rang it up the price said $0.00 but the dumb ass clerk didnt notice it cuz we had a bunch of other shit so we got it for free.99 fuckin a sweet site
07/23/05 - Walmart from Sucks: Join the Walmart Sucks Webring http://r.webring.com/hub?ring=walmartsuckswebr
07/21/05 - Comrad Yamamoto from Camp Xray: You can have a bit of fun with display computers and a copy of Duke’s Boot and Nuke. http://sourceforge.net/projects/dban/
07/20/05 - The one you can’t get at from Somewhere: Wal-Mart now has wireless routers tuned at 802.11b and with a Pocket PC I have been able to use the NEVO that came with it to control all of the cash register’s on/off function. Also within the 802.11b frequency you can use a Pocket PC to search for an active port using a program like, Portscan and then really do some fun mis-configuring with Wally’s puters!!
07/19/05 - Amy from From Minnesota: I went in walmart one time, and they saw me looking at perfume for an inhuman amount of time (or so they say) so they felt the need to follow me around the store, where i went into the bathroom they had a girl follow me in there that was with LP, and well i shoved stuff in my purse and went out the door as soon as i did…they grabbed me and brought me to the back room. Got escorted to the local Police station by the arm in handcuffs lol. was a fun experience, now im not allowed in walmart orSam
07/12/05 - fiber optikz from somewhere in canada eh: haha this site owns im going to screw up the peole at wal mart so bad now
07/11/05 - W3Research from Raleigh, N.C.: Wal-Mart is Communist.
07/05/05 - AGENT from NOT HERE: HEY ALL YOU LAZY AZZHOLES AND BOTTOM FEEDERS THAT DEPRIVE WALLMART ASSOCIATES OF GETTING ANYKIND OF A BONUS CHECK,THE WAR IS BIGTIME NOW AND SOMTHING NEW IS COMING TO TOWN—-YA BUDDY –ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT CANT HOLD A JOB AND CANT PAY YOUR RENT ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET A NEW SOURCE OF INCOME SOON BECAUSE WALLMART IS GOING TO SHUT YOU DOWN. HAVE A NICE DAY LOLOLOLOL
07/03/05 - FloridaDude from Florida: I have never done this at Wal-Mart or anyware else, but i know a few Loss Prevention Officers at Wal-Mart and they have told me in how much trouble they can get them selves in if they break the below policies, seems that they have their hands tied on a lot of things
07/03/05 - FloridaDude from Florida: All Play Station 2, Xbox and Gameqube that are not locked up in the glass displays are priced $19.98 have no sensor tags in them, you can conceal them in the bathroom and walk out with them and no alarm will go off, if they stop you ask to speek to the District Loss Prevention Manager and sue them!
07/03/05 - FloridaDude from Florida: You can now swith tags at Wal-Mart, the LP’s cant stop you for doing it it is against the policy, if you are stopped by a Wal-Mart associate for doing so, ask to speek to the District Loss Prevention Manager and then sue them!
07/03/05 - FloridaDude from Florida: You can eat all you want in a Wal-Mart, they will not call the cops, its against the policy, you can have printed all the pictures you want and walk out without paying for them, the LP’s cant stop you its against the policy, you can take stuff to steal into the bathroom or in to the fitting rooms they cant stop you its the policy… if you have been stopped by an associate for this, ask to speek to their District Manager and sue them!
07/03/05 - FloridaDude from Florida: Wal-Mart Loss Prevention are not monitoring cameras, and half the black domes you see in the stores are fake, there are 1 to at the most 2 LP’s in every store but cant work more than 8 hours each, they have to see you pick the item conceal it never lose eye contact and then stop you only once you are outside, if they stop you inside you can sue them, if you are stopped and you have nothing, ask to speek to the LP’s District Manager and tell them to call the police it will cost them a sue!
06/27/05 - jim from ontario: sorry…thats http://mean-drunk.deviantart.com/
06/27/05 - jim from ontario: theres a gallery on this website dedicated to anti walmart sloganshttp://mean-drunk.deviantart.com/gans…
06/22/05 - LP Manly Man from everywhere: I love all of you people! You give me job security! So go ahead and take shit, break shit,screw with it too…cuz ill get ya ,,sooner or later..sigh…I love my job..
06/13/05 - Matt from Marietta GA: lol, ive done most of that stuff before i came here, by the way nice story about k mart and your revenge, best thing i ever read
06/10/05 - tricky from canada: I did most of that shit, it was awesome.
06/06/05 - Justin from NJ: Fuck walmart man, they fined me $150 bucks!!! I love you guys for what your doing, i’m going back ot terrorize them every chance i get, even if they did ban me from the store, muahahahahahaha!!!!!
05/30/05 - hyperion from cybertron: death to the wal-martians!
05/26/05 - kris from manhattan: get a life
05/13/05 - Fag from Here: Tyler is a loser and wants to work at wal-mart
05/13/05 - Fatcorp_Admin from fatcorp.moramv.com: Wal-Mart is run by the devil!
05/11/05 - Pretty Please from Boston, Ma: Please put out some new material!!!
04/25/05 - bob from ny: 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic
04/25/05 - bob from ny: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”
04/13/05 - Kristin from M.N from Your mouth: Wally Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 LOVE.
04/13/05 - Kristin from M.N from Your mouth: Wally Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 LOVE.
04/10/05 - Austin from North-West California: Wal*Mart is one of the lamest stores that I’ve been to. I could go on for hours explaining why it sucks. But instead I’ll say that the next time I go there, I’m going to wreck havoc until I get kicked out.
04/07/05 - Binky from MN: Wal Mart is great… only place I can buy 400 rounds of ammunition for my .40 cal at 2:30 in the morn,
04/01/05 - sKiNt from UK: You have Wal mart and we have ASDA, same company same idiots.
03/29/05 - firedemon from mi: what about putting hampsters in your ass? I love to do that at wal-mart. heh
03/29/05 - Esmerelda from michigan: I love this site, and I have to agree Wal-mart does indeed suck! The people that they have working at the one closest to my home is staffed with retarded people and black women who are being rehabilitated from the crack houses. They have a handicapped guy who is in a wheel chair and drools on himself and glares at you when you walk in!! AND NOW they want to check your fucking bag when you leave!! Im sorry but you dont need to see my size 13 underwear and huge box of tampons! BACK THE FUCK OFF!
03/21/05 - Olaf from Greenville: cont..so mind you it was 12 midnight here for me and there must have been customers still here with the time diff. I was laughing my ass off by the end of the song :-) if you want the video contact me at olaf_naa@yahoo
03/21/05 - Olaf from Greenville: I read the thread about the Gateway Fred Meyers in Portland Oregon…Well at the end it has the phone number and extension of the paging system. I called them and mind you the thread was published 10 years ago. The number is still accurate and I was transfered to electronics where I asked to be given extension 1800, and I was. I then played “The Dildo Song” for the whole of the store to hear. I live on the other side of the country and this was pretty funny to me.
03/06/05 - critter8000 from las vegas: you guys are fuuny,but you need to retool your site i got all kinds of scams that i do at wally’s world.wanna know hit me up ralf89104@yahoo
03/05/05 - chris from tx: #96 is wal mart pagain function. i know i work there. hate it too
03/05/05 - Chillin’ Dillon from hex secks avenue: Fucking… Awesome…
02/24/05 - loser from wal@maet.com: dont forget the bonus we were suppose to get this year beacause of corrupt mangemnet 3 of them barb evans Mesquite TX exploit a few dollars and a few in Okla. too ex marine to shame the employees dont get their bonus because of her — fry her ass….
02/21/05 - asshole from ass land: you suck ass juice
02/19/05 - hot latina from mexico, i mean california: You make me have a meximelt in my panties!!!!!!
02/13/05 - maranida from shit vill: you’s eat shit mother fucker
02/13/05 - angel from vic: what the hell is your site all about it does not tell you anything it is fucken shit
02/11/05 - Sarah from Louisiana: Everyone who has talked bad about Wal-Mart needs to wake up and realize that if Wal-Mart didn’t exist, then another major supermarket chain would be in its place. It’s unavoidable. Wal-Mart at least has good people, good benefits, and it helps the communities. And stealing from any business is illegal! From a Wal-Mart associate
02/06/05 - LaNi[AA from New York: Cussing NOT NESESARRY!!!@#$%^&* (stUPID!!!
02/04/05 - Pablo from Your Anus: I know where you phone guys live and when i find you im going to have sex inside your throught. Im gonna break your neck and fuck your throught.
01/30/05 - Lia from UK: I’m gonna do some prank calls!
01/26/05 - Melissa Pitt from Summertown, TN: DAMN, YA”LL FUNNY
01/17/05 - Fimus from moon: woot
01/15/05 - shadow from walmart: no… i make 80$ a day from every walmart i visit! steal and sell on ebay!
01/03/05 - Small town hell from Wally-worldville: I was in a local Wally World last week when they had a code blue. All the chains here get them regularly. Anyway, this generallisimo of a manager was out in the parking lot ordering around disinterested customers, the fire dept. didn’t show up for 10 minutes, and the police were too busy handing out speeding tickets a block away to respond. A good time was had by all.
12/31/04 - MARTHA STUBIN from NJ: THESE WALMART PHONE CALLS ARE GREAT!
12/30/04 - redshield from oklahoma: Human from Chicago: You are a dumbass. Qaeda doesn’t have a ‘u’ after the ‘q’.
12/30/04 - Human from Chicago: Just so everyone knows the person who runs this site was fired for raping a small boy in the back of the store. Lucky for him the parents didn’t file charges. He also danced with joy on 9/11 and donates to the Taliban and fantasises about gay sex with Osama so if you support this site you are a child rapist and support Al Queda. And 99 percent of you can’t even spell you are so retarded.
12/27/04 - Haywood Jablome from Mianus: We can thank walmart for making China an industrial power.
12/26/04 - beppo from indiana: anybody ever do this in seymour or madison indiana wally worlds?
12/25/04 - Murd0c from six ten: YOU’RE NOT A CUSTOMER YET! I really was pissed when I said that to her.
12/23/04 - greta from franklin: i a asshole but i think your store is funckin cheap you the best
12/23/04 - john from franklin: i can not find any hot chicks in your store
12/22/04 - Marco Polo from USA: Total pwnage.
12/22/04 - Jordan from oklahoma: walmart: the great small business slayer! FUCK WALMART!!!
12/20/04 - Tim from Chicago: Damn I hate wal-mart! Rock on guys. Oh yeah, and people who say these guys are a bunch of losers, three words i like to call, GO TO HELL!
12/20/04 - Calie from TX: Hahahahah, wow this is great.
12/19/04 - Nikki Steele from in donnies arms: OMG! i luv this site..but its kinda hard to fuck with the workers at my towns stores cuz they are fukcng idiots
12/19/04 - keno from UK: …called Asda? http://www.asda.co.uk/
12/19/04 - Keno from UK: These people trying to pick fault with your ideas, saying stuff like “Security wouldn’t call an employee at wal-mart” - duh, surely that’s part of the humour, the fact that the employee is so dumb that they go along with it anyway - even though they should know better. A hello from across the pond by the way. I was in the states this year and visited a Wal-Mart. Wish I’d thought of some of this stuff! Did you guys know that Wal-mart recently bought a big supermarket chain in the UK…
12/19/04 - Mike from Martinez: I just happen to see this link on the web. Funny stuff. I myselff have had a bad experience with Walmart, I was falsly arested. I went through a bunch of BS but the charges have since been droped by walmart. But none the less, I still spent 3 days in jail. ( I was on probation before it happend) I should sue them, but I couldnt even get a lwayer to talk to me ( the all want accedent cases) oh well, walmart still sucks dick, and I hate them.
12/18/04 - jonathan from greensboro, NC: this shit actually works!!! its great and it freaks the hell out of everyone in the store
12/18/04 - OMFG from Florida: This is so tight! Can’t wait to use the intercom system! BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
12/18/04 - eric from mississippi: i work in a walmart pharmacy. half the shit on here would never work. they’d say, youre an idiot and leave.
12/18/04 - Tank from Washington: Fuck wal-mart worked there and still hate um
12/18/04 - u suck off from tx: omfg walmart is for high school students or doorgreeters lol get a life? what about the peeps at walmart getin a fuckin life
12/18/04 - TLEBiznitCH from DecaturIL: Code Blue is bomb, Brown is shooting/hostage situation have fun boys
12/18/04 - TLEBiznitCH from DecaturIL: Intercom number is #96
12/18/04 - Skillet from Georgia: me and a friend did this… record some porn at home on a VHS tape, and go to the electronics section and once the employee there leaves, stick it in one of the TV/VCR combo units and hit play.
12/17/04 - Ben from CT: As a WalMart employee, I can say that I want to do this stuff (and probably could). On another note, in the “Destroying Departments” section, you say to tell and employee about a code 3. WalMart uses colors not number. Brown, Blue, Black and Red are pretty serious. Look on the back of a yellow ID tag to find out for certain (I lost mine).
12/17/04 - noone from nowhere: The best comments here are from the people that actually LIKE to work in lame ass jobs
12/17/04 - dan from ga: about the phones, to dial an outside line from any phone press 9 and then hit the flash button repeatedly until you hear a weird beep then a dial tone, after that, just dial the number and there you go.
12/17/04 - Not EvilCal from Not where evilcal lives: RBCP si teh sucsk!~
12/17/04 - Stephanie from Nacodgoches, TX: This site is hilarious!!! I love getting revenge on people, especially employers that fired you!! Keep it up!
12/16/04 - Timmy from Columbia: I heard the directions. You are in Columbia, MO aren’t you? I know Chris Johnson!
12/16/04 - jimbo from oklahoma city: Hey Spudsy, tell me where you work and ill drop by and say hi to you over the intercom :)
12/16/04 - trailer trash from us: i used to work at a local walmart and got fired over a $4 item and i had to sign a lifetime ban on me so as i am not permitted in any wal mart anywhere for the rest of my life. for 4 fucking dollars. fuck wal mart, i still go there and nobody recognizes me because of all of there turnover of employees. thanks for some great shit to use at the local store so i can fuck with them.
12/16/04 - Michelob from Baltimore: This is the best shit, im going to have so much fun at the wal marts here.
12/16/04 - PEN15 in your ear from a Fat man: Wal-Mart sucks! What?? Okaaaaayy
12/15/04 - Have-a-life from Oregon: If you don’t like WalMart then don’t shop there. You people are like idiots who “tag” SUVs. You can’t find satisfaction in your own sad life so you try to bother other people. Bug off, the rest of us have jobs and better things to do you pathetic whiners.
12/15/04 - Bill from Virginia: I’m working on my PhD and this helps a lot!
12/15/04 - Someone from : Hey Spud, news flash, you work for the most evil corporation in the world, why the hell do you care…of I must be forgeting that you have no idea Wal-Mart takes insurance policies out on everybody, and if you don’t agree to it, they don’t high you. Jackass
12/09/04 - spud from oklahoma: ok first off i am wal mart loss prevention and if any of you cock suckers lowlife thugs come to my store the only way you will leave is in cuffs . ya dig sucka
12/08/04 - archangelofhell from florida: wal mart sucks ass but where else can i make twenty an hour and do shit its better to work for the illuminati /then not dontcha think???
11/10/04 - lana from Indy: This site is great! One of the funniest things about it is reading all the comments from the fuckups with bad grammar and spelling. I’d like to take them all to the housewares department and force feed them bleach.
11/06/04 - The Jman from Canada: I went to walmart and found the store page its “feature 60″ now wat on earth does “feature meen?! if you guys could give me a hand it would be great
11/05/04 - greg from oregon: addressing joe peacock, you must have never has to deal flippin morons like you ! i have to everyday! it’s funny to you, but a pain in the #@#@ to me! your the kind of people i would love to tell off and kick you out of my store! we don’t need your kind!!!
09/02/04 - Fuc* walmart from minnesota: People that work at walmart are retared and need a real job…..
08/23/04 - phil from space: I always had the idea of running into a wal-mart with a yellow happy face mask on and running around changing all off the prices.
08/23/04 - sethsux from retardville: walmart is the shiznit so shut your fuckin mouths ya haters
08/19/04 - will from conneticut: hi jessica wally world does rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
08/19/04 - Jessica from conneticut: wally world rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
08/17/04 - someone from a vagina: cool, all the retards of the world gather here to be retards, in their natural habitat: the internet.
08/13/04 - rick from bedford: when you tell them that phones don’t work they let you get anorher bot it hsa ben brout back and sted of sending it back they put back on show so the next sucker get I blame it all on manget like Penny. she think her shit don’t stink but she is wromg. It would be nice to ger new things not used shit
08/10/04 - justin from texas: Walmart is a grate place to work at least it wont close like kmart did
08/05/04 - janewang from n,c.: you all is sick need to be saved
08/04/04 - Dong from my pants: Anyone who likes walmart can eat my fucking dick
08/01/04 - Entek222 from WallyWorld: Been scaming from walmart for some time now.
07/29/04 - pr070c0n from im not sure : heres one to do its not as elaborate as some ive seen posted here but still pretty fun ,you and a friend get one of those little bike horns and ride around the store on bikes honking them at ppl or slip and fall and act like your hurt then tell them you want a lawer
07/29/04 - Roy from New Hampster: I reckon Wal-Mart Sucks, especially the “Inventory Control System” announcement
07/27/04 - Andrea from Toronto: I WILL BE THE FUTURE STICKER GURL!
07/26/04 - diane from wisconsin: GET A LIFE
07/25/04 - david from siouxfalls,sd: they wouldnt except a check so i stoll thear fucking pen also i cant wait to use one of those crt things
07/25/04 - Marcus from Cali: I god damn love this shit \m/
07/19/04 - chris from austin,tx: but can they trace your call if you do it from a cell phone?
07/19/04 - unlisted046 from roachesterny: this site is great hope u keep up the good work and exposed those bastards for the assholes that they r!!!!!
07/18/04 - Kalak from NC: I am a Wally world slave myself, and I hope you guys keep this up, I tired of all the managers and haveing to do 500 things at once (I am one of thoes few Knoledgeable associates in my store and get used for it many times in any given hour)
07/17/04 - Wal-Mart Hater from ur anus: yeah i just got back from wal mart, and i had no way of figuring out the extension for the speaker intercom thingy. wtf, how do i find out
07/17/04 - vic from california: this is funny stuff ima do it all if not sum
07/17/04 - chris from austin texas: hahaha! i love this site. i’m going to try all of this when i get to wal-mart!!Good job!
07/15/04 - Fro from TN: I so cant wait to try all this stuff, and o yea i work unloadin the truck, AND IT SUX, so hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BIATCHES
07/14/04 - Walmart Employee from Cali from CA: FUCK ALL U WALMART HATERS IF U DONT LIKE WALMART DONT SHOP IN IT! AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ALL OF U CAN SUCK SAM WALTON’S DICK HA HAAA!
07/13/04 - shanda from minnesota: this is perty pimpin
07/07/04 - Debbie from Washington state: I love to shop at walmart but I hate the rude people that work there. Ask for help and they are bent outa shape because they have to actually do something!!! Also dont appreciate the dirty looks that come along with asking for help!
07/07/04 - Max Rea from Wisconsin: Fuck you walmart EMPLOYEES!!!! Associate is just a word that makes you walmart circus people feel special. Go compete in the special olympics retard
07/04/04 - KryptiK from j00r phone switch: Nice ideas here. I’ve heard that you can’t get on WalMart’s paging system, I wanna read up on this some more. And to all you others who bitch about this, shut the fuck up and eat a dick.
07/04/04 - Deborah from Centralia,Washington: Shout out to all my friends! This is so cool!!!
06/27/04 - walmart associate from my house: i think that if you really wanted to cause problems at wal mart you would learn the store better under causing problems at walmart under housewares you talk about toilet paper and peper towels they are in chemicles and toilet seats are hardware you idiots oh and by the way there is no code 3 at walmart
06/15/04 - Illyria from Wolfram and Hart: This site rocks! Love all your ideas and phone convos :)
06/12/04 - sam from ????????: to get on phones bottom right hand corner is page button if it is an old phone dial #03 to get on loud speaker my store isn’t advanced like the ones in utah —–BITCH
06/12/04 - sam from harrison: max you are an ass for the girl from utah respect for the individual that stopped when sam walton died also we are assosiates not employees stupid bitch this web site is for fun not for you to put others down for having fun go home and have sex with your husband and his six other wives you are morman? live in utah? CULT !!!
06/12/04 - DataMaster from SeCrEt: Are There Disk Images of the Create-A-Card Software?
06/10/04 - Max from wisconsin: Walmart employees are losers. fuck you utah loser
06/08/04 - Wal-Mart Employee from Utah: Aparently if you guys can’t figure out how to use a phone in Wal-Mart without having to read how to use it, you shouldn’t be alowed to roam around. They say right on them humm… let me think.. how would I use Line 1… maybe push the button that says Line1!! Der! You guys are as dumb as someone asking where the cash registers are when standing infront of them! Oh by the way! I really hope you get caught by LP. Have a fun time with a tresspassing ticket!
06/08/04 - Wal-Mart Employee from Utah: Aparently if you guys can’t figure out how to use a phone in Wal-Mart without having to read how to use it, you shouldn’t be alowed to roam around. They say right on them humm… let me think.. how would I use Line 1… maybe push the button that says Line!! Der! You guys are as dumb as someone asking where the cash registers are when standing infront of them! Oh by the way! I really hope you get caught by LP. Have a fun time with a tresspassing ticket!
06/08/04 - A Wal-Mart employee from Utah: I want to comment on the whole “shoplifting employee phone call” thing. I think you guys are so immature. Maybe you should go work to Wal-mart and find out exactly how the Loss Prevention takes care of their shoplifting suspects. They will NEVER call an employee on the phone and accuse them of shoplifting! Wal-mart has a thing called Respect For the Individual. Aparently you don’t know what that is! Loss Prevention would pull you into the LP room and confront you face to face. Don’t be stupid!!
06/06/04 - Gordon from outside the wall: hehe might try that, xept i dont feel like going to the slammer ( i will consider it when i feel like commiting suicide)
06/04/04 - Wolfgang from East Brunswick NJ: Deb you need it in the ass bitch. You need until you ass turns walmart blue.
05/29/04 - buz da f-er from know were: If you ask me,this site is weird
05/27/04 - Ivan from New Orleans: Walmart in Newnan is best
05/25/04 - DEB from NJ: Get a fucking life white trash!
05/21/04 - Linda from iowa: Wal-Mart’s security really stinks. It allowed someone to swap an older model telephone answering machine for a newer one, then put it back on the shelf. I had the misfortune of buying it. When I tried to return/exchange it because it didn’t work, I got stuck with the bill and the unspoken accusations. So, take everything out of all boxes and examine it under a microscope before buying anything from Wal-Mart!
05/21/04 - brian from wisconsin: 5/21/04 walmart’s security is seldom there, and overhead saying switch to different zones is fake, so steal,steal,steal!
05/19/04 - Twister from FL: You guys are genius!!! The Wal Mart by me doesn’t have a chence… my prankster friends and I are going to have fun this summer!!!
04/29/04 - lav from mo: i work at walmart this shit is funny
04/26/04 - JON ANDERSON from T.N.: I worked there they are not to be trusted they suck
04/25/04 - maniac13 from USA: Just got canned for taking time off for a funeral, GO GET THEM GUYS!!
04/20/04 - joe somebody from michigan: this site is awesome
04/19/04 - Tommy Lee from Indiana: Your all nothing but losers.
04/13/04 - Solid Sanke from California: Solid Sanke here, im from LUE. I love this place. Bookmarke”D
04/12/04 - Tsuno from LUE: you guys are awesome XD. I’m so trying this nextime I go to wal-mart.
04/05/04 - G-Unit from Ft Morgan: Im now officaily banded from the wal mart in fort morgan and i only completed half the things
04/03/04 - Jonn from Here.: You for got one of the misc. tips; tape/glue all of the boxes of a particular product. preferably breakable.
04/02/04 - Your Mother from Your sisters bedroom: Biggest Loser site i`ve seen in 9 years online
04/02/04 - kmart loser from ca: get the Men of Wal-Mart pics from Playgirl!!
03/26/04 - Brandon from Albany Oregon: Hey, im in the original beginning of the PLA location, albany oregon, that one fred meyer call is actually to the one that i worked at, and a few of the OCI calls are in albany too, is anyone still in albany or near me in oregon that would wanna team up with me n some things, i do scams, rip offs and more. IM me on aim at jseinfeld44
03/25/04 - Keith from Liverpool U.K.: you can’t kid de kid who kidded Billy the Kid, kid
03/14/04 - John from NA: I know away to mess arround with the smart system dumb terminals at Wal-mart that will allow associates to play games like soliterie ect.
03/12/04 - GEE-GEE from NASHVILLE: VERY KOOL - CAN’T WAIT TO TRY SOME OF THIS STUFF
03/02/04 - Xenasben, (its my screen name send me an I.M. from uranis, maine: this site rox, even thou ive already done half stuff here, but there is that other stuff, hahaha, walmart does suck alot of cock, i am a sick (but intteligent mind)
02/29/04 - CåTâIišT from Wally-World: Ohhhhh pooh. All my post got deleted =(
02/28/04 - P from Portland, OR: Wow, this is an awsome site. I’m so going to try do that pagging thing in Fredy M’s
02/23/04 - Decent Person from Chicago: What worthless subhuman slime garbage you are! Anyone who supports this crap is a child rapist
02/21/04 - Shreedhan from UK: Rrally funn
02/18/04 - PsyWarNCO from TN: Go to Sporting goods, load up with coleman fuel, then ask about high phosphorous detergent. Ask for sub sonic black talon ammunition to go with your silencer and ask if it will penetrate police body armor. Look at a semi automatic rifle (several available) and ask if by grinding down the hammer catch, can you turn it into full auto. (no it doesn’t really work, but they are idiots any way)
02/18/04 - Drew from Las Vegas: Hahaha fuckin faggots ahhaha
02/17/04 - R.K.CHARLTON from MUNCIE,IND.: DVD’s PURCHASED FROM MAIL ORDER HAVE THE LITTLE STRIPS INSIDE AND THEY STICK GOOD AND ARE NOT DE-MAGGED :)
02/16/04 - EuroAnarch from New Orleans: When I heard that Converse was being bought over by Nike, I rushed out to buy a last pair of REAL hi-tops. Was I enthralled to find out they make a black hi-top with a big A in a clircle all over, White on black. It means Anarchy!! I’m going to wear them everytime I go into Walmart on a mission! I usually boy-cott all walmarts but there are a few things I can’t find anywhere else (no, its true) but now I will not only spend as little as I can but I will have renewed purpose to my trip there!!
02/15/04 - Dick from Cali-Wes-Siiide: I’ve picked up store phones & hit “page” several times in grocery stores. Of course I get stage fright & can’t think of anything clever, but hundreds of people and their children have been subjected to my random vulgar ramblings. God willing, thousands more will.
02/14/04 - Wallmart anarchist from liverpool NY: need to get something free…simply use chewing gum over were that stupid sensor is, the gum is to sugary to leta signal threw…
02/14/04 - Rodrick Maim from Wal-Mart HELL: Wal-Mart will sell you a gallon of acytone OR a quart ofacytone but will NOT let you buy 4 quarts of acytone. 2 quarts cost the same as the gallon,too. Tell me this store is not begging to be fucked with.
02/13/04 - DeadMisfit from Orlando: I have shit myself and gone to heaven,, but too bad its outdated, and would have been cool in 1992
02/13/04 - Lisa from Mississippi: Finally a page for sick minds to congregate! Kudos to you!!
02/12/04 - Bryan from OK: Hehe. All I can say. Hehe….hmmm…..1800….
02/12/04 - Crazy Ben from MD: I have always wanted to buy a shotgun, pick it up after the 3 day waiting period, and then going through the checkout line with the shotgun, a ski mask, black sweats, and black gloves, just to see the look on the checkers face.
02/12/04 - patrick from indiana: get the Women of Wal-Mart pics from Playboy!!
02/12/04 - Phil from Ind: i just started working for target, i will try to get you some info
02/12/04 - jon from germany: this is some funny crap, you guys are awsome
02/11/04 - CåTâIišT from Wally-World: I’m gonna destroy my Wal-Mart now =D!
THIS IS AN EX LP FROM SOUTH CAROLINA.I WORKED AT WAL-MART FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS, I STARTED OUT IN LAWN N GARDEN THEN I MOVED TO ASSEMBLER AND FINALLY I WAS A LOSS PREVENTION ASSOCIATE.I DID THE LP THING FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF.I LOVED IT BECAUSE I USED TO CATCH THE SHOPLIFTERS LIKE I WAS CATCHING FISH IN AN OVER STOCKED POND, HOOK,LINE AND SINKER AND I BEAT THEIR ASSES WHEN THEY TRIED TO FIGHT ME.I SAVED WAL-MART WELL OVER $30,000.00 AND THAT’S NOT COUNTING RESTITUITON FROM THE SHOPLIFTERS.EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL ONE DAY MY DISTRICT MANAGER TOLD ME THAT MY STORE WOULD BE GETTING RID OF THE LP DEPARTMENT IN THAT STORE,YOU KNOW DOWN SIZED OR LAYED OFF.I WAS DEVISTATED BECAUSE I GAVE WAL-MART 100% IN WHAT I WAS DOING BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW SHOPLIFTERS ARE ALL STUPID LIKE THEIR MOM WAS THEIR SISTER AND THEIR DAD WAS THEIR BROTHER, YOU KNOW A BUNCH OF INBREDS.AFTER CATCHING SHOPLIFTERS AND MAKING MY STORE A SAFER ENVIROMENT FOR THE CUSTOMERS AND SAVING WAL-MART $30,000.00 IN TOTAL STOPS THEY DECIDE TO NOT PUT ME IN MANAGEMENT BUT THEY DECIDED TO LET ME CHANGE OIL AND TIRES IN TIRE LUBE AND EXPRESS……CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
AFTER WHAT I HAVE DONE FOR THEM THEY TREATED ME LIKE I WAS NOT IMPORTANT AND GUESS WHAT MY TOP PAY WAS FOR PUTTING MY LIFE ON THE LINE EACH AND EVERY DAY THAT I WENT TO WORK FOR WAL-MART?????
I MADE $9.20 AN HOUR!!!!!!! AND I HAD TO TAKE A PAY CUT FOR GETTING MOVED TO ANOTHER DEPARTMENT IN-VOLUNTARILY,I MADE A WHOPPING $8.20 AN HOUR.JUST IMAGINE TRYING TO PAY YOUR BILLS WITH THAT PAY CUT.
TO TAKE THE CAKE I WAS TOLD THAT MY JOB WAS NOT IN JEOPARDY AND THEY WOULD PUT ME IN THE MANAGEMENT TRAINING PROGRAM IF MY JOB WAS DOWN SIZED.WELL IT WAS TIME FOR MY STORE MANAGER TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP,GUESS WHAT HE DID???? HE SHUT UP!!!!
NOW I COULD COME ON HERE AND TELL EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU HOW TO GET AROUND THE SYSTEM TO STEAL WAL-MART BLIND BUT I AM NOT GOING TO BUT I WILL SAY THIS EVERYTHING THAT YOU PEOPLE SAY ABOUT EATING AT WAL-MART AND THEY CAN’T GET YOU IS A TOTAL LIE,YOU JUST HAVE TO EAT ENOUGH LIKE $25.00 DOLLARS WORTH OR THE ASSET PROTECTION ASSOCIATE CAN TRESPASS YOU IF THEY WANT.THE COMMENT ABOUT THE BLACK GLOBES ARE WRONG,NOW WAL-MART HAS GLOBES WITH CAMERAS IN THEM BECAUSE WAL-MART HAS A PRIVATE COMPANY TO INSTALL AND OPERATE THEM SO THEY ARE MANNED 24/7 BUT WAL-MART CAN’T STOP YOU IF THEY SEE YOU STEAL AN ITEM ON CAMERA THAT’S AGAINST POLICY BUT I BENT THE RULES NOT BROKE THEM WHEN I WAS AN LP.
IF SOMEONE CAME UPTO ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD RECOMMEND ANOTHER PERSON TO WORK FOR WAL-MART I WOULD SAY,”NO!!” BECAUSE THE MANAGEMENT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT IT’S ASSOCIATES ONLY ABOUT THEIR BONUS CHECKS,YES MANAGEMENT GETS A BONUS IF THE STORE SALES ARE POOR BUT THE ASSOCIATES DO NOT GET A BONUS CHECK….TELL ME IF THAT’S AMERICAN.
MANAGEMENT ALSO MAKES A BOUT $35,000 TO $42,000.00 DOLLARS A YEAR WHILE THE EVERAGE ASSOCIATE MAKES LESS THAN $20,000.00 DOLLARS A YEAR…..TELL IF THAT’S RIGHT.
TAKE PORN MAGAZINE PITURES AND GLUE THEM INTO CHILDREN BOOKS.I DID THIS AND WAITED FOR REACTIONS.FUCKING PRICELESS
I had my purse stolen at wal-mart the Friday night (hence me finding you) and I swear that no one was helpful in there. They made one intercom announcement and that was it. They didn’t pull the security videos, call the police for me, turn down their music noise so I could listen for my phone, shut down the exit or anything. Even better, the only guy that could look at the videos wouldn’t be in til Monday. How irritating! I sat at the front door looking for my purse and watched so many people walk out with items shoved down their pants that no one stopped. I love that I found your site and could laugh about their stupidity too. You Rock!
I Got Bored Deciding To Read This Thinking It Was Gonna Be Stupid But It Wasn’t It Was Really Funny!
omg some of thise shit is so funny! But need’s new stuff! :)
does anyone know walmarts policies about cameras near the dressing rooms. let me know cause I may have a lawsuit!
ok ive worked for these people for almost 5 years now. and this is what i have learned, 99% of the managers don’t do any work at all and if you go to them with a problem wether you are using the open door policy or not they will tell you what you want to hear and not actually solve any problems (lip service), wether it is staffing problems or assholes blocking your cage in the backroom, or fire exits for that matter. management does not care about the employees at all. and if the manager happens to be a woman odds are she is on a power trip. they have a thing called availabilty which they hardly ever adhere too, you basically have to have open availabilty or you dont get hired..it’s a big rat race of fighting to get a steady schedule now that home office is doing the scheduling it is a total nightmare. customers treat you like shit are rude and a bunch of thieves half the time you want to reach over the counter and throttle the fuckers. the company itself should be dismantled not only cause of the way they treat the employees but also the fact that they drive the lil businesses away it is a monopoly but the govt won’t ever go after them cause they are the no.1 empylorer they would rather go after microsoft who changed our world and productivity for the better and sometimes worse.. all in all i would never encourage any one to work for these ingrateful people who will use you for everything you got. 2 week notice served….i’m free i’m free
no more freekin retail for me…..btw even though they suck i do not condone stealing or destroying the place as it is the lowly associates that have to clean up after you fuckers that do…remeber we get paid very little stress is high and in most walmarts guns and ammo are a plenty….
I worked at Wal-Mart, a way to bypass the EAS System is to hold the item high above your head. We had these damned keys with the sensors on them and thats how we got through the doors without setting the alarms off.
Ha. I love how you know more about the workings of the phone systems than the actual employees do.
why walmart on hire old people i applied an no could get one job but yet get dumb kine people work there
if walmart doesnt have the page button then 90% of the time the code is #64 if not then watch alot of youtube videos or look over the walmart employees shoulder to see what numbers he punches
fuck america and wal-mart …. prick ft.mauk yte yte yte yte 1
TO ALL THE LOSS PREVENTION LOSERS AND COPS WHO POSTED! I work for Blackwater after leaving the DOD - Department of defence as a security tech, where the hell do you think we get our start, I’ll give you a hint half of the people who are smart enough to figure this stuff out are smart enough to hold a job here. So get over yourselves becuase your just mad that you might have to be working for them one day
AFTER READING THIS PAGE I WENT TO WALMART.
I GRABBED A JACKET OFF THE RACK WENT TO THE FITTING ROOM AND TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE POCKET THEN WIPED MY ASS INSIDE THE SLEEVE TOOK IT BACK AND HING IT BACK UP.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE !!!!!!!
THEN I WENT TO THE ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT AND STARTED SCREAIMING ACTING RETARTED KNOCKING OVER RADIOS AND TV’S WHEN STORE SECURITY CAME I STARTED RUNNING MADE IT OUTSIDE AND WAS GONE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
damn thats funny
Like some of the other Loss Prevention Personal has said, Try that shit in my store, then we will see who has the last laugh.
Walmart is like the cheapest store ever! It must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did the alarm clock stereo thing once at a walmart except i set them to go off randomly at 10 min intervals between midnight and 06:00 hrs in multi alarm mode (in honor of the stathcona county curfew)at full volume for maximum chaos and left the store. when the stereos and alarm clocks went off they were so loud that they set off the security alarm system (the glass breakage sensors to be more precise) and possibly a few fire sprinklers. all this noise probably scared the pants off the security dude and any employee in the building at the time. the employees in the store must have had one hell of a night trying to figure out what was going on and how to stop it. it may have even made it into the news
AN EPIC WIN AND EPIC LULZ!!!
they put a walmart in my backyard in 2005, and fired my pregnant wife last summer. I know how to bring down a store. Saturdays, get about a dozen people together with a load of change and all day. Get in line with a soda, count your pennies ten times, flirt with the cashier, play dumb, and be nice. Take at least 20 minutes at the start of the day’s rush blocking up ALL registers. Set your bag down, and do it again. 4 hours and $5/piece later, walmart’s out thousands upon thousands in sales from those who refuse to wait through one more of us phucking around. The employees end up having to put all the shit away, but generally don’t mind your presence if you’re nice. Nothing illegal, but it works well- spend a little and cost them so much more. The more people you can get together, the more complete it is. Three in a row can jam a line for an hour, easy. 25ish lanes, 3/5 open is 15, 3 each is 45. A decent-size group, and you’ll be spending hundreds. Holidays, my wife would do 8k easily. Most customers give up after 45 minutes, some as long as an hour and a half. Fake cupons, fake IDs, foreign languages, stupid complaints, and foul odors (and so on) help to the effect, but the employees are just trying to get by: maybe even help. Nobody hates walmart more, think about it.
Suprisingly, some of theese comments are worth reading.
Wal-Mart uses 154.6 mhz (at least in Oklahoma) to do internal walkie-talkie communications. If you get on this frequency and ask for an operator, you can have some serious fun.
I’ve requested many a cleanup on aisle #X. Once, I came in after such a request to find an old classmate from high school doing the cleanup… or trying to find it, I should say. :)
Good times…
Oh, and if anyone is curious. 154.6 mhz falls into the “general use” area of the FCC, meant for unlicensed public use. There are some other things that will catch you though; the antenna must be integral to the radio, so a VX-7R is in violation, etc. Basically, using the frequency (with proper equipment, regardless of license) in no way violates the FCC or any local, state, or federal laws (that I’m aware of at least). It’s Wal-Mart that’s taking the cheap way out by using unlicensed radios. They might as well use FRS.
A friend of mine, who used to work at wal-mart, once played the mp3 to “the usage of the word fuck” over their radios at a time when he knew the most managers would be on duty with their radios cranked up. You could hear it echo through the entire store. Many complaints probably got lodged that day.
When I used to work for WM, it was all associates who hated the damn store. Now when I visit my friends there, they still hate it. When you prank the place, make sure it’s stuff that will torment management, as they are the only bastards truly deserving of the torment.
I refuse to shop WM, but I’m more than happy to go in and make things harder on management.
In portland oregon, Joan Wagar and Eric Carlson are in A Murder conspiracy together.
And Clackamas Walmart are acttively helping them by hideing Eric’s employment there from me and my family.
For over A year now Eric Carlson has been going by the name gashel, last name unknown by me, he dyed his hair black, and Walmart agreed to hide his Identity from my daughter, who also worked at that store.
Joan and Eric have friends in Authority protecting Joan and Eric from prosecution.
I have reported this repeatedly to the Authority’s and they are ignoring Joan and Eric’s CONSPIRACY.
I would be more than happy to Testify to this but the Authority’s are covering this up so my testimony would simply dissapear.
My name is Terry Wagar and Im backing up these charges.
Nomatter how many people Joan and Eric poisoned the Authority’s here in portland Oregon refuse to arrest them.
Im making these charges public because of the blatent coverup of these charges.
why is Walmart hideing A BodyDouble?